It appears to show the pervy PM reaching for her hair while grinning inanely. Sadly for Granny, rather than being an example of how, ahem, “many at the event were positive about the Prime Minister’s presence” it was actually a pisstake.
The Herald’s Instagram capture shows the caption “Me & my Valentine John “.
Newsflash for Granny: that was a joke. Damn the young folk and their hard to get sarcasm!
What a shame the Herald didn’t use the original Instagram caption:
“We shelved a couple mdma pills and twerked for daddy”.
Tip of the hat to the Daily Indignation.